you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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