I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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