ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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