planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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