I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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