Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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