the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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