Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Say something about gay babies.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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