My balls are so social today.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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