You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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