I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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