I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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