oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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