Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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