There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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