"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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