Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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