She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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