like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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