Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Randomize
