didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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