i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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