Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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