only if we run a train.
done.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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