i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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