in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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