At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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