i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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