i think i have herpe
just one?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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