shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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