After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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