What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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