remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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