You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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