She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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