My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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