You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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