like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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