I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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