super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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