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go home
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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