Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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