Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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