did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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