so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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