what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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