How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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