There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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