Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
how does that bad decision feel?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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