How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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