what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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