I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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