6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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