The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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