trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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