google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
