I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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