i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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