you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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