so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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