Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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