I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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